Posted 14 hours ago

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

Posted 14 hours ago

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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Posted 14 hours ago

bakrua:

do you ever just discover a new band

and you listen to their song

and you can tell straight away

 and you just sit there in complete silence as your entire soul shifts and your entire being begins to beat intune to the sudden new music and your entire world opens up to all the new emotions that you’re going to discover jjust by listning to another humans voice

Posted 14 hours ago

whatsacanada:

In all honesty if the purge was real i would just go to pet stores and steal dogs

Posted 14 hours ago
rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

(Source: longtonguedbrain)

Posted 15 hours ago

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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Posted 15 hours ago

toastedtoffee:

How true, wisdom from a 5 year old

Posted 15 hours ago

alwaysbealonewolf:

Omg laughed so hard

(Source: apostateofmind)

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ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

(Source: mixedheaven)

Posted 15 hours ago
yung-fiji:

Reasons to be a stripper

yung-fiji:

Reasons to be a stripper

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

Posted 15 hours ago

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: theofficialwalmart)

Posted 15 hours ago

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you